i'm blogging what is this?

You probssssss don't know me as Stripe if you are reading this blog. But that's what I'm going by right now on the interwebs. Why? Because I decided. I'm not a nickname magnet so I just make my own. 

I should be packing up my dorm room right now but then my pizza came so I sat down, watched an episode of Merlin, and just haven't gotten up again. My breadsticks didn't come with marinara sauce. Sadface :(

I'd say I'm starting this blog today but that'd be a lie cause I actually made this blog a few days ago. And then I went back to studying for finals. Which are over awww yesssss

I'm not internet-famous so i'll tell you things about this kiddo. But since I'm not internet famous it's likely just facebook friends reading so you already know..? I'm surprised you're still here...

I'm STRIPE. I'm not a stripe actually. I'm a human. Welp.

I go by other things too but stripe sounds cool and I like one syllable names and I like stripes. 

I study COMPSCI in university. Because COMPSCI is AWESOME. And SO are CAPS. Sorry I'm done with that now. Anyways that's where the bytes bit comes in. Cause I figured the blog title should have another word and I tried all sorts of pseudo-deep hipster style blog titles and just couldn't do it.

I am also pretty weird. But we'll get to that later ...

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We already got there didn't we....

The list of things this blog may contain is hella long so you just get to be SURPRISED!

All none of you reading HEH.

Alright peace out. Listen to this it's awesome

-Stripe